1 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:48,450 I can be so good for you Love you like you're walking through 2 00:00:48,450 --> 00:00:55,370 I can be 3 00:00:55,370 --> 00:01:00,850 so good for you Love you like you're walking through 4 00:01:31,179 --> 00:01:37,400 I just don't care. 5 00:01:44,919 --> 00:01:45,919 Thank you. 6 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,480 How do you find nothing to do? 7 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:33,980 Oh, that's all very quiet. 8 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,460 Not enough leading music. 9 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:38,860 Well, keep your eye on that little team at the bar. 10 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,480 They look like trouble. 11 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:43,420 Anything you say, please. 12 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,460 gig, fellas. You are definitely on an invite back. 13 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:22,679 Oh, great. 14 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,680 Here you go. 15 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,540 Spenny? 16 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:30,300 Something the matter? 17 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,880 Who was told I was getting 70? 18 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,620 Told? Who told you that? 19 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:35,719 Oh, Sammy. 20 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,040 You said 70, didn't you? 21 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:40,900 Yeah. Well, that's what you said, Chris, when I fixed the gig. 22 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:43,240 70? 23 00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:44,920 Oh, I said 70? 24 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:46,860 Hey, John. 25 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,460 I think they're superstars. 26 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:51,920 Well, 20 quid, it's hardly worth a while. I mean, knock -off transport, 27 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:52,920 left with about two quid each. 28 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,159 I don't know. 29 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,660 I don't understand you kids. 30 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:59,960 I mean, you spend most of your time on the social security or gigging in pubs. 31 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:03,740 I give you an opportunity to build up a personal following. 32 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,100 I mean, you do want an invite back, don't you? 33 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,320 Yeah, naturally. 34 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:09,580 Then take your 20. 35 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,820 And show a bit of gratitude as well. 36 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:14,460 Go on. 37 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:16,180 Go on. 38 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:18,769 No, we don't want no aggravation, do we? 39 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:22,770 It's been a genuine misunderstanding. 40 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:25,070 Right, Barry? 41 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:26,770 Yeah, right. 42 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:29,630 I think you went down quite well. 43 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:31,870 Really nice. 44 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:36,630 Thanks. So listen, drop back in a couple of days. 45 00:04:36,930 --> 00:04:38,190 We'll talk about a return engagement. 46 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:40,910 Okay. 47 00:04:41,290 --> 00:04:42,510 Yeah, thanks a lot, Chris. 48 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:44,710 See you, fellas. 49 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:46,990 I've got to get on that now, John. 50 00:04:53,090 --> 00:04:56,190 Okay, that's it for the 907. Once again, we'll be back with you tomorrow night 51 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:57,850 in the Lord of Blankets. Solid soul night. 52 00:04:58,070 --> 00:05:00,070 Until then, good night, and be careful. 53 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:08,810 The drink's gone. Oh, it doesn't matter, Alan. It doesn't matter? Are you 54 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:10,010 kidding? Full Bacardi and Coke? 55 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:12,050 Excuse me. 56 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:14,010 I had a full drink there. They've taken it away. 57 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:16,950 We're closed. It's not an all -night bloody drinking club. 58 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,690 Pool drink? I haven't even touched it. 59 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:20,170 Shut up and get out. 60 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,350 Listen, I had a pool drink on that table. 61 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:24,590 Are you trying to make trouble? 62 00:05:25,970 --> 00:05:27,130 I'm going to complain about you. 63 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:28,370 Take your hands off me. 64 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:30,330 Take your hands off me. 65 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:32,910 Shut 66 00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:41,170 up. 67 00:05:41,810 --> 00:05:42,990 Come on, get out. 68 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:02,890 You was a great help. 69 00:06:03,650 --> 00:06:06,110 Yeah, well, they weren't exactly the wild ones, were they? 70 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:07,970 Now, who do I see about getting paid? 71 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:09,870 Me. 72 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:11,950 Well? 73 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:21,410 No, it should be three of those. 74 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:24,630 Tenner. And another fiver for VAT. 75 00:06:25,810 --> 00:06:28,830 Now, look here, pal. Now, don't give me any look here, pal business. 76 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:32,750 A mate of mine phoned me up, asked me to stand in for him, right? He said three 77 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:34,870 fivers. That's what I'm leaving here with. 78 00:06:44,430 --> 00:06:45,470 I'll terribly cut. 79 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:51,030 And the next time your mate can't make it, I'll find a debt. 80 00:06:52,090 --> 00:06:54,950 With the money you're paying, you'll probably get my medallion, won't you? 81 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,180 It's all these dopey jobs you get involved with. 82 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:07,180 Well, Dennis wanted a night off. 83 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,800 Dennis will be having a lot of nights off. 84 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:11,420 How do you mean? 85 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,440 Did you see the papers? 86 00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:13,940 No. 87 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:17,360 Four of them. Thought they had it away with a Belgian juggernaut. 88 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:19,440 Six old bills sitting in the back. 89 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,540 Oh, dear, oh, Lord. 90 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:25,060 Your name was up for that and all. 91 00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:27,920 Oh, that's nice, isn't it? 92 00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:31,380 I said, no, not my Terry. He don't want to know about pickaxe handles and 93 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,380 shooters. 94 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:42,720 Not that I've gone over to the other side, I said. It's just that, like 95 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,720 during the war, we're declaring our neutrality. 96 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:51,280 Oh, my God, what's this? 97 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,640 What have you done, Arthur? 98 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:56,420 Stum, Terry. 99 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,300 Very, very stum. 100 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:07,460 Hello, Mr Chisholm. 101 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:09,530 I never knew this was your gaff, Arthur. 102 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,230 I didn't say it was. 103 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:15,990 What's the trouble? I mean, we've got no record of you as landlord, tenant or 104 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:17,350 registered keyholder. 105 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:18,650 What's the problem? 106 00:08:18,890 --> 00:08:20,470 You've had the burglars around. 107 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:22,710 I don't suppose you caught them. 108 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:25,250 Patrol car spotted them. 109 00:08:25,470 --> 00:08:30,030 Oh. But we're not sure. Were they coming out or still trying to get in? 110 00:08:30,979 --> 00:08:35,740 It is your place, is it? Yeah, well, sort of. Well, let's take a look inside 111 00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:38,600 we'll see if they've got away with anything. No, no, no, not necessary at 112 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,559 What have you got in there? 113 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:42,460 Odds and ends. 114 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:45,320 It's very nice of you fellas to take an interest. 115 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:49,900 I'll let you know if there's anything missing. 116 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,600 Yeah, all right, Arthur. 117 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,280 You'll be well insured, I suppose. 118 00:08:58,920 --> 00:08:59,920 No worries. 119 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,240 National fidelity. 120 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,480 Terry. 121 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:12,280 Well, just remember, Arthur, if you're going away for the weekend, don't forget 122 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,980 to inform your local police station. 123 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,780 There's certainty to get your gap turned over then. 124 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,500 See you, Mr Chisholm. 125 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:27,100 All right, Arthur. No wonder Sir Keith Joseph keeps on about law and order. 126 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,960 Everywhere you look. 127 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:30,370 Tea leaves. 128 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:38,830 Shut the door. 129 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:40,390 Oh, what? 130 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:47,610 Oh, my. 131 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:50,990 You're at the long firm again, aren't you? 132 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:53,650 What are you talking about? I paid for all this. 133 00:09:55,050 --> 00:09:57,090 Spent gear, innit? You want to get me nicked again, don't you? 134 00:09:57,490 --> 00:10:01,170 Terry. This is all kosher. Then why didn't you want the law to have a look? 135 00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:02,790 Of course, it's none of their business. 136 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:06,690 Do you think they have the law poking their nose in every five minutes down at 137 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:07,690 Harrods? 138 00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:09,890 Nice suit. 139 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:11,590 Swedish. 140 00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:14,610 Hey, you like a nice Oscar Jacobson, don't you? Get your jacket off. 141 00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:16,170 Try this one on. 142 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:17,550 Just your colour. 143 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:19,170 Grey herringbone. 144 00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:21,150 There we are. 145 00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:24,450 Listen, just because I'm trying it on, don't mean to say I've bought it. No 146 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:25,450 bother. 147 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,460 130 quid in the shops. 148 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:33,360 Oh, yes, oh, yes, you look the business in that, my son. 149 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:34,640 No bother. 150 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,220 Oh, yes, you can have that one. 151 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,600 70. 152 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:38,639 Do what? 153 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,760 All right, then give me 50. 154 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,600 Listen, I wouldn't pay 50 for a suit that fitted. 155 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,280 Now, come on, Arthur, if he's all bent, isn't he? 156 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:49,660 Terry, on my landlord's life, this is all straight. 157 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:52,500 I have got bills at sale, receipts, invoices. 158 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,079 Show me, then. 159 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,860 No, the fella's bringing it round. 160 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,100 The insurance people. 161 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,120 Container burst open. Happens all the time. 162 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:00,740 All I'd done was buy a job lot. 163 00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:01,940 It's all export stuff. 164 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,400 Export? You just said this was made in Sweden. 165 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,320 Yeah, well, import as well. Now, look, how about this? 166 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:10,240 500 copies of the digest edition of the collected works of Charles Brees and 167 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,920 Dickens. Now, you're not going to tell me that's Swedish, are you? Now, what 168 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,800 we've got to do is shift this lot and get some stronger locks for those doors. 169 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,280 And... And what? 170 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:22,700 Work out who it was who fussed the gear with here and tried to break in last 171 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:23,700 night. 172 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:28,340 I suppose it's never occurred to you that it might be a few pounds of the 173 00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:29,340 you bought it off of? 174 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:32,120 Do you know what, young Terence? 175 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,360 It probably was. 176 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,000 I'm knocking these out at three quid a bottle. Is that about right? 177 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,180 That's about right, isn't it? 178 00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:01,460 Going there tonight, buy three large ones, you bought yourself a bottle back. 179 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,680 Very clever. 180 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,560 Bloody publicans. Three weeks and I'll be out of pocket. 181 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:16,860 The shadow of your smile When you are 182 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:21,820 gone Will colour all... 183 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,920 the dawn. 184 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:35,140 Look into my eyes, my love, and 185 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:41,960 see all the lovely things you 186 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,420 are to me. She's in the nostalgia, see? 187 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,120 Oh, yeah. 188 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:53,740 A wistful little star was far too 189 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,740 high. 190 00:12:58,469 --> 00:13:01,870 Dear old law, good weight went to your pub, innit? 191 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:05,130 Oh, now that's what I really call a song. 192 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,610 Eh? 193 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,870 Oh, what a knockout. 194 00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:11,130 Eh? 195 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:20,330 It's hardly a capital chart climber, is it? 196 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,190 Oh, don't tell me you know about music, for God's sake. 197 00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:25,550 That, that, um, was, um... 198 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,930 1965, if my memory serves me right. 199 00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:31,330 Liz Taylor and the Welshman. What's his name in the film? 200 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:33,450 65? Yeah. 201 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:37,410 Yeah, Cassius Clay changed his name after dumping Liston after one minute in 202 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:39,550 first. You can't fault me on history, my son. 203 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,850 When did Harold get hit in the eye? 204 00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:46,030 Oh, I don't know. I didn't see that fight. 205 00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:06,050 Beautiful. Knockout. 206 00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:07,550 Oh, Tom. 207 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:09,850 Well, I'll tell you what, Diane. 208 00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:14,090 Basically, it's a rock and roll pub, you know what I mean? 209 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,610 So, um... So you don't want to know? 210 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:18,350 No, I don't. 211 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:25,610 You're all the bloody same, you lot. 212 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,270 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 213 00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,030 Believe it or not. 214 00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:36,180 Just a minute, little lady. 215 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,520 Don't you let that lot in there upset you. 216 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:44,680 They don't appreciate anything good, them sort of people. Of course they 217 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,020 Only a boozer Friday night full of yobbos. 218 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:51,260 See, my dear, your style is more your talk of the town, isn't it? 219 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:54,780 Yeah. 220 00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:56,680 Yeah, well, that's what I think. 221 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,940 Come on, dry them little tears. 222 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:00,700 You got a motor? 223 00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:02,820 Where do you live? 224 00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:05,090 Down Fulham Road. 225 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:08,150 Oh, well, I'd better give you a lift home then, eh? 226 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,850 Oh, lovely. 227 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:15,370 It's a nice anky. 228 00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:18,430 It's silk, isn't it? 229 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,930 I've got another couple of dozen of them at home. 230 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:23,330 Go with different suits, you know. Come on. 231 00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,090 I'm Arthur Daly. 232 00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:43,950 I'm Sharon Nightingale. 233 00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:46,750 It's not my real name, of course. 234 00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,130 What, Sharon? 235 00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:49,210 No. 236 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,650 No, Nightingale. 237 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,050 Sounds better in dogs anyway. 238 00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:56,710 I thought you must be in the business. 239 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,350 Being so appreciative and everything. 240 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,790 Well, I tell you, Sharon, I have lots of contacts in the... 241 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,560 Business, you know, clubs, hotels. 242 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:11,080 I was having a drink with Jimmy Savile the other night. The charity dinner we 243 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:11,959 were at, you know. 244 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:15,820 I'll tell you, Sharon, contact is the name of the game. Yeah, I know. 245 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:20,220 That could be a lot of help to you in your career, you know. Make sure you get 246 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:21,260 the right promotion. 247 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,540 The proper handling. 248 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,240 Yeah, that's what I think. 249 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,040 Married? No. 250 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,040 Fellow at the pub, your boyfriend. 251 00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:34,010 Oh, no, nothing like that. 252 00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:36,450 No. He wants to be an agent. 253 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,630 He's been to Pittman's Business College and everything. 254 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:41,730 Nice. 255 00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:44,270 Oh! Did you see that? 256 00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,090 He had a shop window address. 257 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:47,650 Really nice. 258 00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:48,990 I mean, beautiful. 259 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,750 I thought I was witness to a robbery or something. 260 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:55,990 We couldn't just go back a bit, could we? Just so I could have a look? Yeah, 261 00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:56,990 course. Oh, thanks. 262 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:12,380 Like you said, Arthur, presentation is everything in this game, isn't it? Of 263 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,380 course it is. 264 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,540 I mean, look at the gear that Shirley Bassey wears. 265 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:21,119 See, on the stage, singing my sort of song... It'd look beautiful. 266 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,000 Do you want to try it on? 267 00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:26,140 Oh, Arthur, should I? 268 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,319 Well, you're with Arthur Daly, sweetheart. 269 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,980 It's cabaret time. 270 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:31,540 Live a little, eh? 271 00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,250 Long lie -in? 272 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:00,770 Oh, yeah. 273 00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:04,690 With her indoors, hoovering round the bed all the time. Oh, I didn't hear 274 00:18:04,690 --> 00:18:06,070 four. Oh, dear, oh, dear. 275 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:07,750 Who was it? 276 00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:08,810 Singing scrubber? 277 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,290 What did you call her? 278 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:12,990 You heard. 279 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,110 She is a very special young lady, Terry. 280 00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:17,910 Oh, yeah? 281 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,950 What are her specialities, then, eh? Oh, yeah, that's all you would understand, 282 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:22,969 isn't it? 283 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:26,210 Nice girl, nice company, plus... plus... 284 00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:29,850 Enormous... Does it begin with T? 285 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:31,810 Talent. 286 00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:33,130 Enormous talent. 287 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,910 Ah, I thought you were going to say something else for a minute. Yeah, you 288 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:38,350 would. Hey, I thought Jackie Strong was coming for these jeans. 289 00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:39,570 He was, and he did. 290 00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:43,710 He said these jeans with the famous label were all made in Albania and would 291 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:47,710 last about two weeks, which would ruin his reputation as an honest trader down 292 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,289 the market. 293 00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,209 Yeah, Bandu. 294 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:52,330 He was only selling Christian Dior perfume the other week, made up by a 295 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:55,310 packie in his council flat kitchen by QPR Stadium, no less. 296 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,500 Well, listen, Cameron, you were going to tell me about this enormous talent. 297 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,960 That girl is going to be a superstar. 298 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:03,580 I'll be her manager. 299 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,760 I'll give it two years. 300 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,220 We'll be tax havening it in the Cayman Islands. 301 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,140 Caravaning it down to Canby Island, you mean? Do you know what you know? 302 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:15,760 Nothing. You forget I still have friends in Clubland. I'm still owed a few 303 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,680 favours, so I start making a few calls. 304 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,300 Like where? 305 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:23,100 Like where? Top places, like the Blue Camellia. The what? 306 00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:24,420 The what, he says. 307 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:28,940 Only one of the most exclusive nighters in the West End, in German Street. 308 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,140 You know where that is? 309 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:33,920 Arthur, that was closed down in the swinging 60s, along with all the other 310 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,920 places like that. 311 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,460 The Golden Bangle? 312 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,200 Lavish floor show? 313 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,800 The lavish floor show now consists of a geezer putting on records while three 314 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,800 devs and a rock star have hamburgers and chips. 315 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:50,180 Oh, all those beautiful places. 316 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,240 We've lost India and all. 317 00:19:52,990 --> 00:19:55,190 Yeah. Yeah, look, don't wind me up on history, Terry. 318 00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:56,470 Sorry. 319 00:19:56,670 --> 00:20:01,510 No, see, I don't do the West End much these days. I mean, how do they start, 320 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:03,490 know? All the kids, top of the pops. 321 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:04,690 Where do they start? 322 00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:05,769 Don't know, really. 323 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:06,770 Pubs, I suppose. 324 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:11,910 Hey, that place you were working the other night, that's music, isn't it? 325 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:13,610 Well, that's what they called it, yeah. 326 00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:16,070 Oh, what's the guy's name? The Ed Man. 327 00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:17,469 How do I know? 328 00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:19,290 I'm sitting on the sub's bench for a bouncer. 329 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,500 Look, you make it your job to know. That's how you get on in the world. 330 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,760 Hey, hey, what am I supposed to do now? 331 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:31,060 Oh, yeah, look, all them metric sizes, change them into the approximate English 332 00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:32,080 equivalent, all right? 333 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,280 Eh? Yeah, eh. 334 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,200 Think about it. 335 00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:40,020 Give them little muscles up there a chance for a workout. 336 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:51,780 Well, I don't think it's in psychedelic rights. It all looks a bit different. 337 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,500 I'm very glad to hear it. 338 00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,600 Anyway, you probably know my name well enough. 339 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,100 Arthur Daly. 340 00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:03,820 Can't say I do, really. 341 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:07,020 No, no. It's a little bit off my manner. 342 00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,640 Well, the thing is, I've got this good girl singer. 343 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,580 Maybe you should let me decide that. 344 00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:12,860 What? 345 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,380 Well, this is very good. 346 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:15,980 Got a demo? 347 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,880 Got a what? 348 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:21,330 Cassette. Yeah, now look, just take my word for it, eh? 349 00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:25,910 Did you get that toy for Christmas? 350 00:21:26,950 --> 00:21:28,990 Friend of mine. Got the number five in the charts. 351 00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:31,630 We, uh, get a lot of presents. 352 00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:35,070 Only way to do business, innit? Presents given, favors done. 353 00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:36,610 Everybody's happy. 354 00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:39,650 You want the record companies here. You want the booking managers, television 355 00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:43,590 people. Takes a lot of arranging. Phone calls, drinks, the musical press. 356 00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:44,850 Yeah, all that. 357 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:48,340 Fucking. Top musicians. I mean, that'll set you back 300 for a start. 358 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:53,400 My time, my staff's time, all the arrangements, the hassles, my 359 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,560 Maybe joint management if I like it. 360 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,380 What does it all add up to? 361 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,640 Simple figures. 362 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,460 Six. 363 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:01,960 Readies. 364 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:05,460 Well, no, no, no. No arguments, no haggling. 365 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,000 600 up front. 366 00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:08,420 That's it. 367 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,980 Good chick singer. I mean... 368 00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:16,690 You could end up making a fortune. 369 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,210 Well, man, in my experience, why would I be interested otherwise? 370 00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:30,750 I'd better go now, Arthur. 371 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:33,650 Oh, don't I get a cup of coffee? 372 00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:39,870 Well, I'd really like to, but, um, if the other girls... I understand, my 373 00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:40,870 darling, don't you worry. 374 00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:43,110 We'll have you out of here before long. 375 00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:46,370 Arthur. You've been really wonderful to me. 376 00:22:47,170 --> 00:22:49,570 Nothing. That Chinese meal. 377 00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:51,530 Never had nothing like that before. 378 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,050 Well, they know I like a good king prawn in there. 379 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,690 And going on at the music room. 380 00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:59,470 That's really, really unbelievable. 381 00:22:59,890 --> 00:23:01,890 What I told you, I'm well known, respected. 382 00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:05,290 Probably get a record contract out of it. 383 00:23:05,530 --> 00:23:06,630 No, no. 384 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:10,110 Yeah, I've got a lot of record people coming down, personal acquaintances. 385 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:17,500 We get things sorted out. We'll go away for a few days, eh? 386 00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:19,280 Marbella, you been there? 387 00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:23,260 That's all those racing drivers live there, isn't it? That's right, yeah. 388 00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:25,320 Hunt and all that lot. And what's his name? 389 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,600 Nicky Shouter? 390 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:27,740 Yeah. 391 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,380 Arthur, you know what we were saying earlier? 392 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,880 You know, about the difference in ages and everything. 393 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:36,200 I don't think it matters. Yeah, of course you don't. 394 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,660 I mean, all the stars do it, don't they? Yeah. 395 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,180 It's like they need a more mature man. 396 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,440 And you are a star, my darling. 397 00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:53,300 You won't get in trouble or nothing at all, will you? 398 00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:58,040 Cheryl, my darling, I've told you. I know how to handle everything. 399 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,459 What time is it? 400 00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:30,460 Quarter to five. 401 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,660 Oh, do you live in this shambles? 402 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,200 We do. 403 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:39,480 It's an early start or a late finish. 404 00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:40,740 Burning doors. 405 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,120 Locked me out, didn't she? 406 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,020 Thought you had her in train. 407 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:50,040 Yeah. I was giving Cher on a bell from home. She was here holding on the 408 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,040 extension. 409 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:52,320 Yeah, I thought of Phil. 410 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,540 Oi! Thought I'd get a cup of tea or something? 411 00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:57,760 She brought your own tea bag. 412 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,720 You got a duvet or something? 413 00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:05,840 Uh, yeah, there's a tartan travel rug on one of those covers. 414 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,180 This is a carsey, you know that? 415 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,720 The carsey's through there. 416 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,900 Simon come about them jeans? 417 00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:20,340 Did Simon come about them jeans? Yeah, Simon did come about those bloody jeans. 418 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:26,120 He said they're all made in Albania, and Levi's is spelt with an I and not a Y. 419 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:29,600 Oh, I love the garters. 420 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,640 What's everyone got against Albania? 421 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,300 They were on our side during the war. 422 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,220 Blah! Hey, look, she's got stuff all over it. 423 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,920 It's probably wheat germ. 424 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,000 A bit of bloody germ by the look of it. 425 00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:47,060 I might get a flat with that, Sharon. 426 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,340 Arthur, you're a happily married man. 427 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,660 Yeah, she got her cards tonight. I told her. 428 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,820 I thought you said she locked the door on you. 429 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,200 I'm shouting through the letterbox. 430 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:02,210 Oh, this cushion could do with a visit to Skechley's and all. 431 00:26:03,610 --> 00:26:04,610 Oi! 432 00:26:11,030 --> 00:26:12,030 Oi! 433 00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:14,430 What? Wake me a quarter to eight. 434 00:26:15,050 --> 00:26:16,050 What for? 435 00:26:16,070 --> 00:26:17,850 Got to take the kids to school, haven't I? 436 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:19,310 Yeah, I forgot. 437 00:26:20,070 --> 00:26:21,070 What? 438 00:26:21,410 --> 00:26:23,050 Well, they don't arrive in a daimler. 439 00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:24,570 Get expelled, don't they? 440 00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:26,870 Oh, shut up, Terry. I'm trying to get to sleep. 441 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,160 Terry? 442 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:33,320 What? Put the light out. 443 00:27:03,139 --> 00:27:06,780 I don't suppose there's the slightest chance of us rehearsing one of my 444 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:07,780 now, is there? 445 00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:09,139 Oh, yeah, sure. 446 00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:10,140 What do you want to do? 447 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:11,440 Who can I turn to? 448 00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:13,159 What key? 449 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,640 Well, I don't know, do I? 450 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,520 You're the pianist. 451 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,000 You're the one who's supposed to know about things like that. 452 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,520 Oh, uh, yeah. 453 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,940 Um... It's this one, and it's, uh... 454 00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:31,930 And I do it ever so slow. 455 00:27:32,410 --> 00:27:36,950 Oh, all right, sir. Well, as the man said, you start with Follier. All right. 456 00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:39,950 I won't. I never even heard of it. Shut up. 457 00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:45,150 What do you mean you don't fancy it? 458 00:27:45,710 --> 00:27:47,830 It's not my thing, is it, that kind of music? 459 00:27:48,310 --> 00:27:50,030 I am launching a star. 460 00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:53,250 Well, there ain't going to be any writers down there, are there? 461 00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:56,130 And you'll be glad handing it all over the place. 462 00:27:56,430 --> 00:27:57,630 You don't need me, mate. 463 00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:01,560 I thought you might like to share in a moment of triumph. 464 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,460 I've said good luck and all that, haven't I? 465 00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:10,160 Anyway, I've been doing that metrication all day. 466 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,920 I'm going to meet a bird at nine. 467 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,560 Bring her down! 468 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,620 I promised to take her for a Greek meal. 469 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,460 Well, give her a quick doner kebab and chips and bring her down. 470 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,180 No, she's into soul music. 471 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,400 I'll tell you what, I'll see how it goes, all right? 472 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:25,880 Oh, thank you. 473 00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:27,560 Very considerate. 474 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:33,450 Oh, and, uh, Arthur, you know the sofa situation. 475 00:28:34,610 --> 00:28:36,450 Not tonight, eh? Have I asked? 476 00:28:36,710 --> 00:28:38,810 No, but... Hotels all over the place, you know. 477 00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:40,190 Well, it's all right then, isn't it? 478 00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:41,350 Triffid. 479 00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:47,330 Might one inquire who is this little creature that makes you forsake your 480 00:28:47,330 --> 00:28:48,330 friends? 481 00:28:49,950 --> 00:28:52,950 Aerostess. Oh, not the little dark -haired job. 482 00:28:54,970 --> 00:28:55,970 Yes. 483 00:28:57,510 --> 00:28:59,710 I mean, she's not exactly Jet Set, is she? 484 00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:02,280 I mean, she's not our Mandy flying me to Dallas, Texas. 485 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:07,840 No, her name is Penny and she works on the London to Manchester shuttle 486 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,800 You don't exactly have to be fluent in three languages for that, do you? All 487 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,800 needs is a good umbrella. 488 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,120 At least she don't sing. 489 00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:17,940 Terrence. 490 00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:24,740 Who can I turn to? 491 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:33,710 When nobody needs me, my heart wants to know. 492 00:30:06,150 --> 00:30:09,430 Anyway, most nights I don't come in till the booth is closed. Yeah, what goes 493 00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:10,430 then? 494 00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:12,450 Wait. 495 00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:14,570 Where is everybody? 496 00:30:15,790 --> 00:30:17,730 Who? I don't know. I don't know. 497 00:30:17,930 --> 00:30:19,150 The record producers. 498 00:30:19,430 --> 00:30:20,309 The faces. 499 00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:21,310 The gays. 500 00:30:21,730 --> 00:30:22,830 I didn't show. 501 00:31:41,449 --> 00:31:42,650 Sorry about that. 502 00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:46,730 This is your DJ here at the music room. And here we go with our first number. 503 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:13,510 Dress look nice, sir. 504 00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:17,550 Sorry, Sharon, it wasn't very much together. 505 00:32:17,930 --> 00:32:19,970 You and your fan, you ought to be nicked. 506 00:32:20,350 --> 00:32:21,350 That wasn't our fault. 507 00:32:21,770 --> 00:32:23,030 Well, whose fault was it, then? 508 00:32:23,270 --> 00:32:24,790 Well, she just did a few boom notes, that's all. 509 00:32:25,270 --> 00:32:26,270 Boom notes? 510 00:32:26,410 --> 00:32:28,210 You weren't exactly Matt O 'Varney yourself. 511 00:32:29,050 --> 00:32:30,050 Who? 512 00:32:31,030 --> 00:32:35,130 Who is Matt O 'Varney? 513 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:38,370 Famous musician, bloody great orchestra, could play anything. 514 00:32:39,050 --> 00:32:42,670 Oh, well, they're difficult numbers for a band like ours. Listen, for 300 quid a 515 00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:44,810 go, you should be able to get through to Warsaw Concerto. 516 00:32:45,110 --> 00:32:46,830 300? Your proxy fee. 517 00:32:47,070 --> 00:32:49,550 We've got 25 quid, and that's a five more than last time. 518 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:51,570 What did you say? 519 00:32:52,450 --> 00:32:53,450 25? 520 00:32:55,050 --> 00:32:56,050 Dry her tears. 521 00:33:00,350 --> 00:33:01,350 You, 522 00:33:04,370 --> 00:33:05,570 you turn me over. 523 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:11,680 No, Mr. Daly. Calm down. You had 600 quid off me. She went on. She went off. 524 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,160 my fault. We're the people. The record producers are celebs. Didn't show. 525 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,260 Invite, telephone call. Did I try my best, John? Worked our fingers to the 526 00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:22,360 didn't we? You're lying. I want my dough back. 527 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,900 Then all I can suggest is that you put the matter in the hands of your legal 528 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:30,220 advisors. I don't have legal advisors, Sonny. I have people who come round and 529 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:31,340 punch your little head in. 530 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,660 That's a very nasty threat, Mr. Daly. 531 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,040 Made in front of witnesses. 532 00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:37,930 Perhaps you'd better show Mr Daly the door, John. 533 00:33:38,630 --> 00:33:40,210 Hey, watch it, watch it! 534 00:33:40,990 --> 00:33:42,070 That's 80 guinea velvet. 535 00:33:42,630 --> 00:33:44,830 Don't we get messed up now, do we, Mr Daly? 536 00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:47,470 You don't know me, son, do you? 537 00:33:47,970 --> 00:33:49,510 Well, we have heard the name. 538 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:52,750 What was that old election slogan? 539 00:33:54,650 --> 00:33:55,650 Yesterday's people. 540 00:33:56,850 --> 00:33:59,530 That's the trouble, isn't it, Mr Daly? Times change, don't they? 541 00:34:00,730 --> 00:34:01,730 See you. 542 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,420 Here, I cracked it with this multiplication. 543 00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:18,820 You see, one inch equals two and a half centimeters. Yeah, well, forget all 544 00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:20,040 that. They had me over, Terry. 545 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,260 No stars on Sunday. 546 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,239 That Chris is going to be seeing some stars. 547 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,280 Forty? That's a 17 collar. 548 00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:28,620 Near enough. 549 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,780 Collar? I thought it was the chest size. 550 00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:32,600 They tucked me up very nice. 551 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,300 Poxy band, record executives, producers. 552 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,980 They had about ten squatters in the place, sharing half a pint of shandy 553 00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:40,980 them. 554 00:34:41,020 --> 00:34:43,500 Well, that's show business, Arthur. It's diabolical business. 555 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:45,300 600 sobs. 556 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:50,500 That man, that little flash, Chris, he stole my money. And that is a crime. 557 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:51,719 That is a liberty. 558 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,860 So you forget all that metrication and get over there and give him a pull. 559 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,080 Get the money back? 560 00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:58,620 Right. 561 00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:00,340 Well, supposedly he don't want to pay. 562 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,440 Then he gets a spank. 563 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,340 And he keeps getting spanked till he does want to pay. 564 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,560 Hmm. 565 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,340 What do you mean, hmm? 566 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,960 I mean, those days are over, aren't they? 567 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,880 Eh? Putting the frighteners on. 568 00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:17,780 Helping one of the chaps out. 569 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:19,820 Collecting bad gambling debts. 570 00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:21,419 Gambling debts? 571 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,280 That man stole my money. 572 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:27,360 No, he didn't, Arthur. He just ripped you off, which is your game, isn't it? 573 00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:29,940 I mean, how many mug punters have you had over, eh? 574 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:33,560 You thought you were on a winner, didn't you, with Fulham's answer to Duffy 575 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,920 Springfield. But you were wrong. 576 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,240 All right, you lost. 577 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,560 So what? Tough. 578 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,160 The man threatened me. 579 00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:42,320 Oh. What's he going to do at you over the head with his silver bracelet? 580 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:44,620 Marvellous, isn't he? 581 00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:48,300 I mean, you are supposed to be minding out for me. I'll come to you with a 582 00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:51,340 genuine grievance and you don't want to know. That's going to sound good on a 583 00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:53,360 man, isn't it? That's going to do a lot for my image. 584 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,440 Your image? 585 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,420 Listen, sunshine, I am highly respected person. 586 00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:00,860 Oh, yeah? 587 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,520 And where would that be, sunshine? 588 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,480 A few afternoon drinking clubs, car auctions, a few old villains with long 589 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,480 memories. 590 00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:09,860 I don't know what's got into you. 591 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,320 I mean, have I or have I not done you a favour or three? 592 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,600 Oh, four even. 593 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,300 Looked after your mum while you were away? 594 00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:17,820 Here we go, yeah. 595 00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:19,680 Dropped round with a few presents? 596 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,058 Oh, yeah. 597 00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:24,920 A nice bit of dray long curtains, as advertised on police files. You can't 598 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,658 without them. 599 00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:26,920 Set you up when you came out? 600 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,200 You'll get in there, Arthur. 601 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,940 But now you've set me up to go back in again. 602 00:36:31,380 --> 00:36:34,420 Look, I'm not asking you to go and shoot the geezer. All I want is a little 603 00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:35,420 friendly retribution. 604 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,800 I'm sorry, Arthur, I'm not doing it. Look. 605 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:41,700 He nicked 600 out of my pocket. And what you are saying is I should just stand 606 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,480 for that, eh? No, I'm not saying that. 607 00:36:43,740 --> 00:36:44,740 Well, what are you saying then? 608 00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:46,880 Well, there's got to be something else, doesn't there? I don't know. 609 00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:48,379 Felicitous letters. 610 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:49,380 I mean, 600. 611 00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:50,900 It's high finance, isn't it? 612 00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:53,700 Just sussed it. 613 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:55,920 Bottle job. 614 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,480 Uh -uh. 615 00:36:58,420 --> 00:37:00,340 Happens. You said so yourself in the past. 616 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,740 There is always going to be somebody better. 617 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,120 Well, it has come to pass. 618 00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:07,310 That Chris has got himself well protected. 619 00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:08,530 You've made your decision. 620 00:37:10,030 --> 00:37:10,629 Swallowed it. 621 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:11,630 Oi. 622 00:37:12,450 --> 00:37:13,450 Look at me. 623 00:37:13,570 --> 00:37:14,570 Am I trembling? 624 00:37:14,910 --> 00:37:18,650 The guy they got down there, I could have him over in ten seconds, including 625 00:37:18,650 --> 00:37:21,730 count. Course you could. Then you'd have a whack at that Chris, walk out with 626 00:37:21,730 --> 00:37:23,210 the money, and there'd be a nice drink in it for you. 627 00:37:23,490 --> 00:37:27,110 Yeah. And then little Chris phones the old Bill, I get done for assault, and 628 00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:28,350 demand him money with menaces. 629 00:37:28,870 --> 00:37:30,970 Look, can't I get it through to you? I'm not doing it. 630 00:37:31,330 --> 00:37:32,330 End of message. 631 00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:34,110 All right. 632 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,600 End of job. 633 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:39,580 Job? 634 00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:44,500 I suppose redundancy pays out of the question. 635 00:37:48,380 --> 00:37:50,880 Oi, my Byron notebook. 636 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:53,960 Oh, yeah. 637 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,020 I don't want to be found ripping you off for a Byron notebook. 638 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:02,320 I mean, you might get a contract out on me. 639 00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:45,210 Have a little meal together tonight? 640 00:38:45,610 --> 00:38:47,790 Oh, I don't think that I can tonight, Arthur. 641 00:38:48,170 --> 00:38:49,009 Why not? 642 00:38:49,010 --> 00:38:50,830 What? I was going to rehearse with you. 643 00:38:51,170 --> 00:38:53,290 Where? I don't really know. 644 00:38:53,830 --> 00:38:57,150 You know Barry, the keyboard player? 645 00:38:57,850 --> 00:39:02,790 Well, he was going to teach me all about chromatic scales and that. But he was 646 00:39:02,790 --> 00:39:05,230 diabolical. No, no, he's good. 647 00:39:05,450 --> 00:39:06,450 He really is. 648 00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:10,530 You see, last night wasn't really his fault. 649 00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:13,050 I'll tell you what. 650 00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:17,180 Can you call me back later, and then I'll tell you where I'm going to be, all 651 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:20,820 right? You know, I'm thinking of doing a whole new act. 652 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,840 A whole new act, eh? 653 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,300 Yeah, all right. Now, look, don't you worry, my love. 654 00:39:26,820 --> 00:39:27,820 I'll call you later. 655 00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:29,740 Bye. 656 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,360 Bye. 657 00:39:58,549 --> 00:39:59,549 Five minutes. 658 00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:00,630 You do this? 659 00:40:00,990 --> 00:40:02,890 Well, you can't say you didn't need it. 660 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:07,250 Oh. I think I'd better have you living in. Yeah, I don't spoil my uniform. 661 00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:12,370 I want to look all fresh and alluring for all those fellas who want to fly me 662 00:40:12,370 --> 00:40:13,490 sun -drenched Manchester. 663 00:40:15,650 --> 00:40:16,810 You do that, don't you? 664 00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:18,830 You are romantic. 665 00:40:19,390 --> 00:40:20,990 Come back specially to see me? 666 00:40:22,050 --> 00:40:23,090 Well, no, not really. 667 00:40:23,470 --> 00:40:26,890 Yeah, I mean, that's a bonus, but I'd rather laugh at it. 668 00:40:27,630 --> 00:40:28,910 What, your best friend? 669 00:40:29,590 --> 00:40:30,590 Great pal? 670 00:40:31,110 --> 00:40:33,590 All that money's like a dad to me. 671 00:40:35,150 --> 00:40:39,130 Yeah, well, best friend wants a favour, but could land me up somewhere where I 672 00:40:39,130 --> 00:40:40,170 haven't been for a few years. 673 00:40:40,510 --> 00:40:41,570 Oh, don't do it. 674 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:43,690 Yeah, 675 00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:47,290 but a pal is a pal is a pal. 676 00:40:47,650 --> 00:40:48,650 Somebody hurt him. 677 00:40:49,150 --> 00:40:50,230 Only where it hurts most. 678 00:40:50,770 --> 00:40:51,770 Pocket. 679 00:40:52,690 --> 00:40:54,550 Pardon the expression, but I've got to fly. 680 00:40:54,970 --> 00:40:56,850 I've got three days off and eight days' time. 681 00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:58,700 I'd spend it in London. 682 00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:01,320 It'd be a lot more fun if you weren't in Wormwood Scrubs. 683 00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:03,100 Phone you, OK? 684 00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:04,340 OK. 685 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,560 And another thing. 686 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:06,840 You love me. 687 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,880 Yeah. 688 00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:10,500 But get some new bags for your vacuum cleaner. 689 00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:13,380 Hello. 690 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,580 Do you know what, son? 691 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:22,820 You're a right little charmer. 692 00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:25,880 Well, to tell the truth, aren't I? 693 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,120 I'm sorry to hear it. 694 00:41:29,180 --> 00:41:30,180 Happens. 695 00:41:30,340 --> 00:41:32,180 Forsake not an old friend is a good book, is it? 696 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,440 That's what he done. 697 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,760 Dave, I'm not asking you to take sides. If Terry had been where he should have 698 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,180 been, it would never have happened. I was heavily outnumbered. 699 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,360 Outgunned, you might say. 700 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,980 What? They had the shooters out. 701 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,720 Figuratively. I'll put it not stronger than that. 702 00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:49,480 I'll get out, will you, Jimmy? Okay. 703 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:52,100 Are you squeezing another one there on me? I don't see why not. 704 00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,580 It's Vic Piner. Ah. 705 00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:02,980 Yeah, well, you can just leave the door closed. 706 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,980 But you've got to meet with Arthur. That's right. 707 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,140 Leave it out, Arthur. The man's barred. In my company? 708 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,060 I'll vouch for him, all right. You're joking. 709 00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:15,100 We just want to discuss a little business. 710 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,500 I'm sorry, not here. 711 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:20,060 I mean, no disrespect to you, Arthur, but that man has upset so many people. 712 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,220 He don't come in, and that's that. 713 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,640 Well, I'm certainly learning something about friends today, eh? 714 00:42:41,609 --> 00:42:43,970 Cheers. You're not very popular, Vic. 715 00:42:44,190 --> 00:42:47,310 You slagged me off, didn't I? No, no, no, no, no, no. Take it easy, take it 716 00:42:47,310 --> 00:42:48,870 easy. Just said you were barred. 717 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:50,910 Didn't cast any aspersions on you. 718 00:42:51,690 --> 00:42:54,650 We, uh, we'd better go and have a cup of tea somewhere. 719 00:42:56,670 --> 00:42:57,670 Gee. 720 00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:01,280 Well, are there any licensed premises on the manor where you're not by? 721 00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,380 No. 722 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:04,840 No. 723 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:06,700 I wonder why. 724 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,300 I get picked on a lot, see. 725 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,040 People look at me. 726 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:14,340 They think, who does he think he is? 727 00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:16,300 So I tell them. 728 00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:18,480 Same thing with me brothers. 729 00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:20,500 So you've got to stand by them, haven't you? 730 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,200 I mean, family. 731 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:24,500 Oh, yeah. 732 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:26,500 Family's a very precious thing. 733 00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:29,540 Want some geezer done over, do you? 734 00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:34,640 No, just persuaded to pay a little debt. 735 00:43:35,060 --> 00:43:36,060 Yeah. 736 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,740 We'll drop round me brother's yard. 737 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:42,560 Oh, well, no, I don't think it's a matter for the whole family, Piner. It's 738 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,780 round the corner. Just drop by. 739 00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:48,480 Well, don't tell him I told you that. Don't say I phoned. 740 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,940 Without Vic, they wouldn't even welcome him in Broadmoor. 741 00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:56,060 Yeah, but he's over 21, isn't he? He's made his decision. 742 00:43:56,910 --> 00:43:59,670 Yeah, but, Terry, if that goes wrong, then it could. 743 00:44:00,210 --> 00:44:04,070 Your old pal, and never mind her falling out, your old pal, he's up for 744 00:44:04,070 --> 00:44:05,070 conspiracy to murder. 745 00:44:08,450 --> 00:44:09,930 Should have heard her sing and all. 746 00:44:34,060 --> 00:44:35,060 Wait till you see this, then. 747 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,760 Wait till you see Henry's collection. 748 00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:40,200 That seat, that is. 749 00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:41,600 Austin 730. 750 00:44:42,740 --> 00:44:43,558 That is. 751 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:44,560 Oh. 752 00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:46,740 World War I, that is. 753 00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:48,500 Yeah, I'll keep it nice. 754 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,880 They, uh, they all been used? 755 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,340 Oh, yeah. I mean, depending how much you want to earn. 756 00:44:54,660 --> 00:44:57,460 Any one of those could kill somebody. Oh, easy. 757 00:44:57,980 --> 00:44:59,200 I don't want anyone killed. 758 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,380 Just frightened a bit, you know. 759 00:45:02,330 --> 00:45:05,390 Well, you tell him you're going to kill him, you'll probably frighten him, won't 760 00:45:05,390 --> 00:45:06,390 you? 761 00:45:07,890 --> 00:45:13,770 He only owes me 600 quid. Well, let's say now he only owes you 300, eh? 762 00:45:14,490 --> 00:45:15,490 Do you know what I mean? 763 00:45:28,530 --> 00:45:29,530 Oi! 764 00:45:29,610 --> 00:45:31,350 What's your game? I need to talk to you. 765 00:45:31,819 --> 00:45:32,819 John! 766 00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:34,340 John! 767 00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:37,980 Never mind, John. I've come here to help you. Now, be quiet and listen. 768 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,160 You had Arthur Daly over, all right? 769 00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:41,620 OK, good luck to you. 770 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,000 The only problem is, Arthur is a bit tight with his mummy. 771 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,980 If you come here to threaten me... Shut up and listen, will you? 772 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,940 Have you ever heard of Vic Piner? 773 00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,680 No, well, muscles here must have, haven't you? Yeah. 774 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,360 He's a nutter. 775 00:45:55,460 --> 00:45:58,700 Mad Vic. Now, if he gets hold of you, you'll need more than that St 776 00:45:58,700 --> 00:45:59,638 to get you home. 777 00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,640 He's right, Chris. 778 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:01,880 What's he going to do, then? 779 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,080 Well, what he wants to do is come in here, take the money, and then give you 780 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,280 good hiding just for the fun of it. 781 00:46:06,580 --> 00:46:07,860 And what's your angle? 782 00:46:08,380 --> 00:46:09,540 Are you one of those, are you? 783 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,000 Everyone has to have an angle. 784 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,940 Well, mine's quite simple. 785 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,640 Arthur Daly is an old mate of mine, and I can't afford the petrol to go and see 786 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,640 him if they lock him up. 787 00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:20,940 Secondly, I don't see why you should get your legs broken just for being too 788 00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:21,940 greedy. 789 00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:28,720 No, no, no, no, no. No, we'll... 790 00:46:38,029 --> 00:46:44,850 It's a bit early for the dancing, aren't you? 791 00:46:45,610 --> 00:46:46,610 What are you doing here? 792 00:46:46,830 --> 00:46:50,690 Oh, I've just been chatting to my friend Chris. He tenders his apologies and he 793 00:46:50,690 --> 00:46:53,790 says that you left this in his office. 794 00:46:56,830 --> 00:46:57,830 400. 795 00:46:58,300 --> 00:47:03,100 Well, he reckons he's due 200 on account of first, teaching you a lesson, and 796 00:47:03,100 --> 00:47:04,700 secondly, having to listen to that bird's thing. 797 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:06,240 All right? 798 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,080 Reasonable. 799 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:13,500 Of course, it's a wasted journey for young Victor here, isn't it? Oi, you 800 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:14,500 nicked my job. 801 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:15,680 Job? 802 00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:17,540 You're not even on the firm, son. 803 00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:18,980 I was on free entry. 804 00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:20,260 Oh. 805 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:21,500 What's that? 806 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:22,640 100 a year? 807 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,760 You bastard! 808 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:32,500 I'm surprised at you, Arthur. 809 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,960 I always made you a good judge of a fighter. 810 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:37,300 Yeah. 811 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,740 Hey, can you hear? 812 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,520 Yeah. Look, I'll do a deal with you, sunshine. 813 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:49,180 You and your brothers don't start a war, and I won't tell a soul that it only 814 00:47:49,180 --> 00:47:51,560 took one good left -hander to knock you spark out, all right? 815 00:48:03,049 --> 00:48:03,709 Clever, eh? 816 00:48:03,710 --> 00:48:06,230 See, together, you and me are very, very clever, Terry. 817 00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:09,770 Putting Matt Vick at him wasn't too clever, was it? Wasn't it? 818 00:48:10,110 --> 00:48:10,908 Well, was it? 819 00:48:10,910 --> 00:48:12,410 Well, it got you working quick, didn't it? 820 00:48:13,110 --> 00:48:14,250 Oh, my God, what now? 821 00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:38,820 Well, they really did you this time, Arthur. 822 00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:40,340 Cleaned you out. 823 00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:42,380 There was nothing in here, Mr Chisholm. 824 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:44,360 Nothing? 825 00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:45,620 Odds and ends. 826 00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:47,680 All we found was a few records. 827 00:48:48,980 --> 00:48:50,520 Musical, that is, not criminal. 828 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,820 Yeah, he's very passionate with music, this young Arthur. 829 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,700 Yeah, I used to be in the business. 830 00:48:56,140 --> 00:48:57,440 I used to manage a girl singer. 831 00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:58,720 Oh, yeah? 832 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,160 What happened to her, then? 833 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:02,180 Well, you know the way the kids are these days. 834 00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:05,020 Ran off with a tone -deaf piano player. 835 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,620 And that's showbiz, isn't it, Mr Chisholm? 836 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,640 There was nothing in here. 837 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:21,840 Yeah. 838 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,480 Oh, it's an ace. 839 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,100 I'll change the situation 840 00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:55,640 Right people, right time 841 00:49:55,640 --> 00:50:02,320 Just the wrong location I've got 842 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:09,240 a good idea If you keep me near I'll be so good 843 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:13,560 for you I could be so good for you I'm gonna help ya! 844 00:50:14,060 --> 00:50:16,140 Love you like you want it to. 845 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,480 Adieu!